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UNI
Now try this. Are you ready? This is Uni. This is the essence of the sea. Uni is the sea itself. Its everything from the world of the sea all condensed down into one beautiful little green smear. It's a rare breed that eats Uni. Now don't eat it fast. Just let it sort of massage your gums. There you go. Well? What do you think?
I know, when I first ate Uni I had that same reaction too, but let. me tell you... well drink a little beer then and don't make that face. Yes, but that's the beauty of it, it tastes like that at first but then after a few times it begins to taste like everything good and wholesome and...here, drink mine then.
You know, the last time I had Uni it was like, like a mystical experience or something...well don't then if it makes you sick!
Anyway, I was here with Risha from the office remember Risha? Well anyway, Risha and I came here and we both ordered Uni and, I swear to god we just couldn't believe it, I mean it was like we both felt like it was like, I don't know, the most nurturing flavor. What's the matter? What do you mean burning? You didn't eat the other green stuff did you? I told you not to eat the other green stuff. Well what do you want me to do? Oh Jesus, well then here, if you're gonna be a baby about it, chew on this napkin then. How should I know what's in it? Its a plant of some kind. Then don't! What do I care! Nobody asked you to eat it if you ...
I cant believe you just asked her that! I really don't believe it! You asked for milk?
Its a Japanese restaurant!
Of course they have cows in Japan, but they don't use them for milk! Because its not, I don't know, Zen or something, that's why! My God!, how I ended up with a guy who could ask for milk in a Japanese restaurant! I don't believe you! Sometimes you are so incredibly vulgar! You make me sick. Sitting there in that stupid old shirt. You don't surf, you've never surfed in your whole goddamn life! Oh really? Where? Where did you ever surf? Well I have news for you, buddy, that's not really surfing, that's body surfing!
Oh no! How dare you! How typical of you to criticize what you don't understand! It is too really Zen. Ask Risha, she knows all about it! I want to go home. Good! I swear to god! I am never going anywhere with you again!
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